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Strange reason for newborns' positive pot test found
Thu Jun 14, 2012
cant WAIT til Obamacare kicks in! MMMM MMMMM MMMM!
Kansas governor signs 'Shariah bill' to ban Islamic law
Sat May 26, 2012
Yay Kansas! It would seem to some an attack on religion, but it really is defense against religious creep into our secular court system. We cannot by law respect Islamic sharia law, however having the first ammendment has not stopped Obama's attack upon it. There is no guarantee against the abuses s …
Obama: 'I think same-sex couples should be able to get married'
Wed May 9, 2012
So last month, when Obama was still against caling same sex unions "marriage" now he is for it? Is he saying the left is so non issue oriented? He also says it is not up to the FED govt to say, but up to the states. When Republicans say this about any issue they are villified.I also like the idea of …
Hot mic moment: Obama overheard telling Medvedev he needs 'space' on missile defense
Mon Mar 26, 2012
lol dumbass there arent enough black voters to elect Obama... I BLAME YOU WHITE FOLK.
Watch out for 'trout pout,' one actress warns
Tue Mar 13, 2012
*in his best Nelson Muntz mose* HAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAAW
Obama revamps contraceptive policy
Fri Feb 10, 2012
Hooray for Obama on changing his mind about screwing the first ammendment! She thanks you! Now if we can just get his other unconstitutional crap overturned. There should be a law that any politician knowingly breaking the bill of rights should be tried and punished under current treason laws. An od …
Atheist teen forces school to remove prayer from wall after 49 years
Fri Jan 27, 2012
What is the mental condition where someone "fights against something they do not believe exists"? Why WOULD someone fight that which they proclaim "does not exist"?
Of mice and merch: Disney T-shirt rankles rock fans
Thu Jan 26, 2012
so it's like the music, but more quiet!
Obama rejects Keystone oil pipeline
Wed Jan 18, 2012
Yaayyy!! More unemployment! More OIL WARS! Right on President Obama! It is about time someone stood up for Satan's agenda on America! At least now we know who to truly blame for the next foreign war! GOBAMA!! DEATH TO AMERICA! ;)
'A new chapter': US officially ends Iraq war
Thu Dec 15, 2011
Remind me, who makes more on GAS, the GAS company... or the govt?
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